You asked for it, and now it’s finally on its way, just in time for Christmas:
Kennedy Babylon: A Century of Scandal and Depravity, Vol. 2.
Pre-order now for delivery in time for Christmas. All pre-orders will be personally autographed by Howie. (Sorry, no personalizations, just autographs.)
KB 2 is the perfect gift for you or any Deplorables you know — more than 300 pages, including another 100-plus seldom-seen photographs, chronicling the tawdry, squalid, most up-to-date record of “America’s First Family.”
If you liked KB 1, you’ll love KB 2 — 23 all-new chapters, including details of the latest arrests last year in Hyannis Port, the life and times of Patches Kennedy and Peter Lawford, Teddy’s catastrophic embrace of illegal immigration, plus chapters on JFK rivals Richard Nixon and LBJ, the jaw-dropping anti-Semitism of the patriarch Joe, more depositions on the infamous Au Bar rape and so much more.
In addition to R-rated stories galore, KB 2 also includes chapter after chapter of photos of the family’s friends, enemies and assorted politicians (and baseball players) whose names they are always mangling. Not to mention compilations of their actual quotes — all dialogue guaranteed verbatim.
Order now! Just $19.99 plus shipping and handling.
It’s the ultimate holiday, er Christmas gift for yourself and every bitter-clinging irredeemable you know.
Kennedy Babylon Vol. 2 — it’s not just a sequel, it’s a superseding indictment.